linkedn’t quietly rewrites LinkedIn posts into plain, honest English. The humblebrags, the “thrilled to announce,” the 4am gratitude threads — translated, one click at a time.
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I said the same sentence twice and called it a corollary.
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I got laid off.
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The deal was $1,100 and I cried in the gym parking lot.
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We lost the account because I forgot the client’s name on the call.
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I used my child for engagement. She gets nothing.
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Four jobs, one “salary”. The last hire lasted nine days.
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I bought a boat in March.
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Read that again. It still says nothing.
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There was no candidate. There is no playbook.
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I post six times a day and my last real conversation was in 2019.
A Deslop button appears under every post on LinkedIn. The popup sets how blunt the translation gets: three voices, one post, try all three.
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The numbers were flat, the “pivots” were panic, and I typed 📈 over a chart that goes sideways. Nobody checks.
A few translations linkedn’t makes in its sleep. There are roughly nine thousand more.
No. The translation happens only on your screen. They keep posting into the void, blissfully unaware that anyone can now read them clearly.
Your first 30 rewrites are free once you sign in. After that, credit packs start at $4, or you can bring your own API key and skip our servers entirely. No subscription either way.
On linkedin.com. A Deslop button appears under each post in your feed; one click translates it in place, and “Show original” puts the slop back.
If you bring your own key, post text goes straight from your browser to your provider and we never see it. On credits, our server produces the rewrite and keeps only a hash for caching, never the plaintext. The privacy policy says all of this in even plainer English.
Only if you start replying with the translations out loud. We handle the honesty; restraint is on you.
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